He heard a damsel in distress. He did what any gallant gentleman would do. He grabbed his sword, broke down the door, and demanded that the captor release his captive . . .
The only problem was that the damsel was really a pornstar moaning on a DVD, the captor was terrified of the sword, and the captive was well attached to the captor and hidden beneath his hand . . .
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