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So the doctor was filming the nurses in the shower, maybe he was looking for a cure to ED.

The regular Olympics too far away for you? Check out the Australian Nudist Olympics, it includes competitions down-under . . .

More than 6,000 couples got together to kiss at once and break a world record. Would it be cheating if there was a three-way kiss?

Over $2,000 of sex toys that were headed to store shelves for Valentine’s Day. We suspect reneged cupids.

“No Dropped Calls! Dropped Pants!” We don’t see why anyone would complain about this cell-phone plug.

Some call me a space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some call me a psycho-bitch-psuedo-murderer . . .

Want to get a collar on your negative tendencies, you submissive little vixen . . .
Well then, this is the doctor you’ve been looking for. He’ll put a leash on you and asked to be called Dr. Dominant . . .

Ahhh, Harry Potter’s all grown up and prancing around naked on a London stage with a . . . is that a unicorn in the background?

Sundance film festival is so hip, so creative and so funky to be getting down with a documentary about bestiality like it’s cool, because they’re cool.

It is kind of like going on a Dutch date, but more like going to a Dutch gym naked. So it is better than a Dutch oven, unless the guy on the bench press before you is extra sweaty.

All these political types (like Nancy Pelosi) keep reaching out to the blogger community and we want to know why we keep getting snubbed. Is it just because all we’d say is “C’mon, prove you’re liberal and show some tits!”

Ahh, to be the proud parents of the world’s youngest transsexual . . .

So the teacher was having the kids draw penises on the blackboard. That’s better than carving them into the desks, right?

A Florida town is paying a teenage girl $35,000 because a cop made her do topless jumping-jacks in lieu of an indecency ticket (she was already topless). Wow, strippers are starting younger and younger. She really enjoy the first/last time she gets paid for an indecency charge. We get charged with being indecent all the time, ah, you get it.

In Hong Kong, your credentials to be a teacher are not as important as you cleavage.

If you want to get away with groping and fondling, or what-not, with, say, a young male page, then the senate continues to be your calling.

So the TILF thing continues, but if the TILF is a cheerleading coach that takes her cheerleaders to a motel to have sex with guardsmen . . . well that’s just downright patriotic.

A pillow-fight may be the best lead in to pillow talk . . .

If it’s a prostitutes’ fashion show, why not wear nothing?

We’ve heard it said that staying married was cheaper than divorce, but in North Dakota marriage may be cheaper than just shacking up.

We all love HD. Well, everyone except porn producers who don’t want to spend more money in air-brushing models.

On the Independent Film Channel it isn’t porn, it’s art . . .

Dr. Marty Klein is doing a lecture series based on his book America’s War on Sex.

China’s new motto should be “The People’s Republic of One Night Stands.”

If roses equal money, as they apparently do on CraigsList, how come our girlfriends get so mad when we shove crumpled-up ones at them?

I Love The C-Word, a fact and a documentary.

Is it me, or does it feel a bit nippley in here?

Y’all know we spent our time at AEE getting our boobs signed by pornstars. We’ve posted our legal pictures, made our vague comments, and been discreet about our “down” time.

Here’s what other sites have said about the event . . .

AVN gives their trademark dirty spin on strict journalistic style.

Fleshbot provided a ton of flesh, and we thank them for it.

XFanz got into the stars . . . with interviews at the very least . . .

EyeOnAdult described attending the event running off of cigarette and alcohol fumes . . .

We just love that headline, “Women Naked Under Clothes.” If this DMV worker had realized that women are naked under their clothing maybe he wouldn’t have gotten a gal to strip for her license (we want to know if the license was taken back, and or if this woman who couldn’t pass her test was Asian).

Body Armor

A New Years Eve celebratory bullet (clearly this was fired by a mullet-wearing Floridian) that fell from the sky did not severely injure a woman because of her bra. Does this mean silicone boobies are protected from firing cannons?

Booby Beer

A Maine brewery finally won the right to put topless women on their beer’s label. The booby in question is pictured below, and really what’s the big deal. Maybe we should sponsor a label. They also feature a beer called Santa’s butt, or something like that. Hey whatever you’re into, as long as you find a consenting Santa.