Thank God the Accommodation of Donkeys Act of 1837 was in place before this Super Rabbit fellow was caught in a motel with a mule other than his own.
“The library is not usually considered a venue for sex” sounds like a boring porn intro, but it is in truth, an earnest journalistic reflection that leads us to ask why? Why is the library not a venue for sex? When the librarian takes of her glasses she’s hot . . .
New York City is the first to have its own brand of condoms. If only they were shaped like a giant apple when filled with water . . .
China is the first country to fine hotels for not providing condoms to clients. That’s a good fortune for any cookie.
